You’re Not Being Yourself If You Buy A Unisex Jersey Shirt Hoodie Instead Of A V-neck

As far as the T-Shirt goes, they told me I was different and that I should have gone with a V-neck. What they meant by that is that they think V-necks are not hip and that’s why women wear unisex shirts instead of v-necks. I don’t know if they meant to say that because they said it in a completely unintentional way, or if it truly is unisex, but either way, I’m offended. Not only was my shirt made unisex, but I now have the added insult of having to pay for a shirt that really doesn’t make me look cool.

A friend of mine told me I was different when I refused to buy him a v-neck, and he bought it anyway. He told me I was different when he said he wanted a t-shirt, then he tried on a v-neck and said I looked like an extended V-neck. That’s when he knew I was different, and that he was going to have to buy me a shirt, or give me some kind of gift certificate so I could buy him another shirt. I told him to go to hell and give me a new shirt, not a gift certificate, because that is exactly what he is.

So, there you have it. If someone told you that you were different, you might want to consider wearing a unisex jersey hoodie instead of a v-neck, because you’re a big boy now and you know it. Also, consider buying a great v-neck sweater instead of a collared shirt, because it makes you look hot and I don’t know how many girls have the hots for you.