I’m A Simple Woman I Like Jesus Dog Coffee Ride Horse Shirt

I’m a simple woman, born in the USA, voted the best working female of the year by the Doggie Poop Lady. I enjoy reading books, watching T.V., and just sitting in my chair. So when I saw an opportunity to make someone smile with a funny t-shirt, I jumped at it with both feet. This is my life, my job, my story, and I am not for turning on the TV or rubbing shoulders with some pushy businessman. I’m simply here to get you to laugh.

What better way to start out than with a funny t-shirt that says, “I’m a simple woman, born in USA, voted the best working female of the year by the Doggie Poop Lady. It’s my life, my job, my story and I’m not for turning on the T.V. or rubbing shoulders with some pushy businessman. I’m just here to have a good time.” I’m sure if you’re a conservative Christian like myself, you’ll agree with that statement, after all I’m wearing a shirt that gives the reader an instant window into your conservative Christian world view.

In life you need to do what you can to make your life simpler. If I were to recommend a commodity to a simple woman in life it would be the Bible. The Bible is God written, it contains every truth known to man about His Creation and is an ultimate guide to living. It’s a great way to start off a day.