Tattoo – I’m A Grumpy Old Man

I’m A Grumpy Old Man is a T-shirt which is very depressing. In fact, it’s the kind of T-Shirt that is a reminder of your adolescence. My T-Shirt contains several lines of sad and funny poems. The T-Shirt has the words “I’m A Grumpy Old Man” written in big letters above a picture of me. Above the words is another line which says: “And what makes me even older? One more death…one more chance to make things right”.

When I was young, I used to think that I’m a very lucky man because my father was a dentist and a very respected dentist. He used to always take my mother and me on a shopping spree when he took off his work clothes so he could make me look at his nice teeth. He would hold my hand and stroke my hair while telling me stories about all the beautiful women he had kissed. Those were his words and his touch and I grew very fond of him as a child.

I didn’t think too much about getting a tattoo until a friend asked me to go to a concert with her. I went because I was really tired from taking care of my grandmother and needed a break. During the concert I suddenly had this intense feeling inside and decided to wear my I’m A Grumpy Old Man tattoo on my arm. Well as you can see I have a rather large tattoo and it took a good two hours of sitting in the audience before I could actually put it on. I don’t think my T-Shirt even looks as scary as my scar on my arm.