Dachshund On The Naughty List And I Resolve To Never Take Another Shoe Off Again
“Dachshund On The Naughty List And I Resolve To Never Take Another Shoe Off, Anymore” is my latest shirt. Since last summer when I wore a shirt that said “Dachshund On The Naughty List and I Resolve To Never Take Another Shoe Off Again”, I have been receiving tons of emails asking why they should buy from me again. A lot of them are thinking it’s because my shirt made me famous or that I’m my own superhero, but really all they wanted was to be able to say that they loved me, but the truth is I just don’t want their pets to have any more exposure than necessary. There’s nothing wrong with getting attention, but too much can be negative and that’s why I’ve decided to give up the superman hoodie, too.
What is even more shocking to me is that these people are babies, too, so what kind of parents are these people that think they can control the fates of their little tykes? They don’t seem to realize that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. If they keep acting the way they’ve always acted then there’s no reason for you to get anything else. But the fact remains, these people probably think they can and they may have a point, but I think they’re going a little over the top in putting together their Dachshund On The Naughty List and I Regret It Shirts.
These shirts aren’t like those we see at charity events or in sports where you can say “Dachshund On The Naughty List and I Resolve To Never Take Another Shoe Off Again!” You have to have a certain look or style, not be obnoxious and certainly not be ridiculous. My Dachshund likes to be in style and he should be able to enjoy a shirt like this. It’s just a fun thing to wear, I guess. If I were going to splurge on one of these shirts, I’d splurge on the pink color with the Dachshund On The Naughty List and I Resolve To Never Take Another Shoe Off Again!